Post by Dante on Apr 15, 2012 18:28:50 GMT -5
The Tales of a Lackluster Jockey
A blog of Green Horse Fields news, observations,
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Hello all ye who read this! My name is Moses Lancaster. You might have seen me around the racetrack, and on a couple horses. I'm 19 years old 5'1", and fairly new to this jockey game, I've only been at it for a year and a half. You've probably seen my brother, Tobias Lancaster (this is him) around a lot more. He actually knows what he's doing.
I currently work for Prison Hill Stables (PHS), as does my brother. That doesn't mean we don't occasionally go up against each other in races, though! What else. I'm Jewish? I know, it really didn't make any difference to you, and if it did, I am concerned. I currently ride Ford Model T and Imma Zombie and ...yeah that's it right now. Durn it, PHS, get some more horses!
Also, if you have any comments, go ahead and post 'em after every blog post I make, as well as suggestions. I'm only on two horses for the moment, I have time to do other things.
Anyways, onto the good stuff!
Nom Nom A Wasp![/color]
The first week of June, and Devil's Crusade was set up for a win in the Fantasy Stakes. Tobias lined him up, we was fighting to the front of a bloodbath of 13...and my brother OPENED his mouth. Not a big deal? Well, it was.
Might I remind you folks that June has bugs. Like, you know, flying bugs? Like wasps?
Yeah, you know where this is going. Tobias Lancaster ended up with an angry wasp in his mouth, and it stung him in the mouth. That cost Devil's Crusade his win and cleared the way for Strike a Pose. Devil's Crusade finished up for third, which wasn't bad given his jockey couldn't swallow - he was covered in drool in the winners circle - but kinda disappointing. On the plus side, he will recover.
Also, I was in that race, on the flaxen chestnut Fordy-Ford. We finished ninth, and that is why this blog is titled "Tales of a Lackluster Jockey" over "Tales of Mr. Epic Jockey Guy".
More up soon!
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